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Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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Selena Gomez at the age of three playing 'Guess Where My Right Index Finger Has Been?'

ENCINO, California - Teenage singing idols Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently spotted at a local Mickey Mouse Frozen Yogurt Shop in downtown Encino.

The two appeared to be quite happy as they sat at a booth each wearing matching 'Lady Gaga Is One Heck Of A Singing Dude' shirts while eating a serving of cake batter frozen yogurt.

Calamity Gooberpea, 17, a high school student who lives in Lake Balboa, and who was sitting at a nearby booth in a skimpy two-piece bikini, said that she could clearly hear the two lovebirds as they giggled and laughed while eating their fro-yo's.

She heard Selena ask Justin about the rumor that the Lighthouse Motion Picture Company wanted him to star with Amy Winehouse in a movie based on their hit song "We're So Damn In Love, But We'll Never, Ever Damn Tell."

The song reached the top of the British and American charts back in April. It was co-written by Derek Hough and his girlfriend Cheryl Cole.

Selena asked him if he was planning on making the movie. Justin made a face and replied that he would probably pass on it due to the fact that he is only 16 and Winehouse is 27.

Gomez smiled and told him to make the movie but to pretend that Amy is really only 16 herself.

Bieber said that he has one heck of an imagination, but his imagination is not THAT good.

The couple laughed. Selena whispered that she was glad that he would not make the movie because she knows that she would miss him.

Justin then reached over and licked Selena's fro-yo and she responded by reaching over and licking Justin's fro-yo.

To learn more about the life of Justin Bieber you can go to any bookstore and pick up a copy of his latest book, Everyone Says That I'm It, So Hey, I Guess That I Must Be It.

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