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Saturday, 6 November 2010

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A photo taken of Rielle Hunter at the La Brea Tar Pits.

LOS ANGELES - Senator John Edwards' baby mama, Rielle Hunter was in Los Angeles supposedly on a shopping spree. But from all accounts, it appears that the shopping spree was not for clothes, but for a new male to replace her boyfriend Senator John Edwards, alias Johnny Peckerwood.

The West Coast Boaster tabloid is reporting that Ms. Hunter, who lists her profession as a videographer/homewrecker, has been seen in the company of several of Tinsel Town's celebrity males including Matt LeBlanc, John Cusack, Jack Nicholson, and Chaz Bono.

LeBlanc stated that he merely went out with Hunter on a dinner date to a Long John Silvers Restaurant in Redondo Beach and that Hunter had actually paid the meal tab.

Cusack said that he took her to see the La Brea Tar Pits and Hunter paid for the admission price, the six beers, and the miniature tar ball souvenir.

And Nicholson said that he has never in his life heard of Rielle Hunter and was quick to add "Hey how about dem Lakers!".

Meanwhile, Chaz Bono, the former Chastity Bono did reveal that she had spent an evening with Rielle Hunter at the Sons of The Pioneers Motel in downtown West Covina.

Chaz confessed that the two did not consummate their relationship due to the fact that she (Chaz) is still very shy about having anyone see her brand new wiener.

Senator John Edwards was asked to comment on his baby mama's trip to the Left Coast. He raised his eyebrows and stated that she had told him that she was going to visit her great grandmother Effie "Picky Picky" Starkenburger in Fargo, North Dakota over the Halloween holidays.

To read more about the Senator John Edwards - Rielle Hunter affair log on to www.thepunksenatorandtheditzyskank.sex

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