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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Rick Fox presented this autographed basketball to Cheryl Burke for being a good sport when he kissed her on the lips.

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celeb to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars is Rick Fox, ex-member of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers.

Rick found himself in the bottom three with Kyle Massey and Bristol "The Pistol" Palin. His professional dance partner Cheryl Burke, no relation to DWTS co-host Brooke Burke or English singer Cheryl Cole, was totally shocked that they had been beaten out by little Miss Palin and the minature version of Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson.

Cheryl reportedly told her makeup artist, Arugula Shickfeister, that Bristol has about as much dancing ability as Kate "Graceless" Gosselin, Kenny "Mannequin" Maynes, and Macy "Potty Mouth" Gray.

Cole noted that Rick Fox's gorgeously beautiful and amazingly sexy girlfriend actress Eliza Dushku, 29, could not believe that her boyfriend had been eliminated.

Cheryl said that she heard that the reason that Bristol is still around is because her mom and dad are paying all of the Eskimos who live in Alaska $3 for each time that they call in and vote for their unmarried daughter who had a child out of wedlock.

The younger Palin has vehemently denied that her son Tripp was born out of wedlock since she says that in her heart she and Tripp's daddy Levi Johnston were married according to the marital rules, regulations, and directives of the Eskimo people, which clearly states that if a man gives a woman an adult female salmon weighing over five pounds that the gesture legally constitutes being legally wed.

In a related story. Sarah Palin has denied the rumor that her daughter Bristol will be appearing in a new Fox Network reality show called 'The Housewives of Wasilla, Alaska.'

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