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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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It looks like it's off again for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, according to several entertainment television shows this morning.

"I guess this time it may be it", stated a source that knows the couple well.

"Miley got really embarrassed lately and Liam's grandfather played a role in it but according to the TV news, Liam was at a party in Sidney last Saturday with someone they think was the model, Yolanda Vendy, but they are not sure."

The source stated that apparently the couple were all over each other.

The story we wanted was what role Liam's grandfather played in the bust up and here's what we got:

Miley lies out in the sun a lot at her California home and usually removes the top of her bikini when lying on her stomach.

Apparently this was what was going on at home and Liam's grandfather was with him in his truck (He was visiting the US and Liam wanted him to meet Miley & Family). It seems Liam had tried to call ahead to Miley but her phone was in her shirt in the house.

Amidst a serenade of dogs barking as the Cyrus family have four in all, Miley didn't hear the truck and raised up just in time to see the truck coming to a stop. Too late, she picked up her top.

At this point Liam's grandfather had heart palpitations and Liam had to rush him right out and over to a clinic near-by.

Who knows if that story had anything to do with the split, but I'm sure it didn't help. Apparently it was only Grandfather's Hiatal Hernia that was the problem. That and swallowing a good cud of chewing tobacco.

This is Bill Fluhardy for The West Coast Post.

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