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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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Adding his name to the mix for the second in series of the now legendary "Hangover" movie franchise, Leo DiCaprio will co-star with Jamie Chung the original cast to create another 90 minutes of drunken, blackout-ridden mayhem.

Normally not interested in anything that would be considered a "puff" movie project, DiCaprio was reportedly excited to work on a film where the cast members seemed to have actual fun. "Leo loved the out take reel from the first movie", says agent Haywood Jabuzzov. "He thought a little break from playing uptight, overly-serious hard asses would be a nice break".

That, and as insiders to the back lot confirm, Leo might be interested in going out for a little Asian Fusion dinner while on set with Ms. Chung, if you get the drift of that overtly suggestive sentence. Other cast members think Leo's addition to the film will be a welcome as well. Zack GalifaNookis, Galiffinakisz, however you spell his last name, says, "I think Mr. DiCaprio is a fine actor. I loved his very last scene at the end of that big boat movie".

Trouble on set was reported however when it became clear that DiCaprio couldn't smile or laugh on cue. "Too many movies of him screaming in terror, or acting like a hard ass cop. We need to take his ass to a comedy club soon or he'll wind up as the character that spends the entire movie up on the roof of the hotel".

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