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Monday, 1 November 2010

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Village Near Old Castle

With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married.

"We wanted the whole movie madness thing to come to a close so we could leave for an extended honeymoon", stated Kristen Stewart.

"I don't know how extended it will be but I'll do my best", laughed Pattinson.

Asked if they are going back to Eastern Europe, Pattinson stated "Yes!". "Though we haven't made our decision if we'll be married here and head for Europe or get married in Europe."

"Here's the deal", stated Stewart. "I agreed to have our honeymoon over there where we can visit that creepy old castle again if Robert will agree to have our wedding here so all our friends can come."

After that the two popular actors say they want a fresh start and to get involved in non-vampire movies.

"They're OK but I need something to sink my teeth into."

"Yeah, sometimes it was fun and sometimes it really sucked!"

"I don't think either of us are wanting to be in a series of movies again", stated Pattinson.

Both also state that they may leave "Till death do you part" of the ceremony.

"After all, we're already dead."

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