A spokesman for teenage singing star Justin Bieber has flatly stated to reporters who attended his early morning news conference this morning that his client, Justin Bieber had only a flare-up of the sickness that canceled a recent concert in New York and is doing fine.
"This stupid (beep) happens so many times I could just (beep) shit! (beep beep beeeep!)"
"Pardon the beeping but maybe I have what the kid's got."
Apparently the rumor began when another spokesman for Bieber tweeted that Bieber was dead as a doornail. "He looks like a stiff little cupie doll".
However, this morning's spokesman, Ham Abrahmson, stated that the other guy was 'some local idiot posing as an agent for Bieber. I hope they find the Beep of a beep beep!"
"One thing I would like to mention before Justin talks with you early tomorrow morning. It seems... he has uh, well, changed a bit because of being sick for a little while. So don't be shocked. Justin is OK. But he's changed a little."
"For instance, he's now five-foot ten with black hair and a beard. But don't let that fool you. The doc says it could be permanent but probably not."
"He'll answer all your questions except anything about his past and family."
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