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Friday, 15 October 2010

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Turds are better in 3D

If you like watching people having their genitals hit by conkers you will love this new 3D movie.

With the regular crew of Johnny and his pals getting up to their bizarre stunts expect pain, blood and snot all in abundance only now it's really in your face. Jonathon Ross said 'the movie has to rank up there with such classics as Gone with the Wind and Godfather for sheer brilliance.'

We donned our special NHS style glasses and watched with batted breath. It wasn't long before we received our treat in the form of a huge turd flying out of the screen delivered via an over arm from Johnny himself - magic.

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