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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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Quality Entertainment is reporting that a wobbly Snooki, the Jersey Shore star, has showed up to sign autographs for fans for free to serve out part of her sentence for her public intoxication hearing.

She signed autographs for three hours as others mostly stood around and watched, as she showed up topless.

"They din' say I had to wear a top and this brought more people out", stated Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. "Look they're still out there."

Under advice from her lawyer, as Snooki was insisting on showing up topless, she at least had the good sense to go to a nudist area.

"I stood with one boob in and one boob out of the designated territory. That way I could just be topless."

Thus far, even though police eventually arrived, in fact some thirty male officers, no one could say if she should be arrested.

"I say give her a breast...break", stated officer James Huntley. "She gave her fans more than was requested of her so she should be allowed to have that part of her top removed from her sentence....did that make any sense? Go away."

Reportedly, the reality TV star will also be donating an "undisclosed amount" to a favorite charity. And before the signing, Snooki was also scheduled to be participating in a community service activity.

"Maybe this was it", stated one reporter.

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