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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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The Bonkettes Model Pixie's Autumn/Winter Collection

It seems that Pixie Lott can do no wrong these days, from pop star, to X-Factor guest judge, to fashion icon, and like as not she gives not a jot.

Her most recent public outing was at the launch of her new fashion range 'Tipsy' for 'House Of Tazer' - a star-studded event featuring such luminaries as Danielle Lloyd and Tinchy Strider.

"She's grrrrrreat!" said Tony the Tiger - sorry, Tinchy Strider.

Looking carefree and happy, Pixie distributed cupcakes and home made lemonade to her guests, as she smiled and chatted in the carefree manner of the rich, beautiful and successful.

At one point Pixie changed her outfit and happily posed for paparazzi, showing off her svelte figure, before shushing the assembled hordes to whisper words of wisdom.

"I think," she told the hushed audience. "That Cher Lloyd will win the X-Factor - providing of course that she holds her nerve. She's a really sweet young girl, but she's had a difficult time of things lately. To her credit, she doesn't complain. She doesn't want to win the X-Factor because people feel sorry for her, she wants to win because she's got talent. Or is that the other show..."

As the divine Pixie wrapped up her revelation, eleven people collapsed, overwhelmed by the raw power and profound wisdom of her treasured utterances.

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