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Monday, 27 September 2010

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Kate's bodyguard, Steve Neild recently bought a dog for the Gosselin children, which they named "Jon-Jon."

READING, Pennsylvania - Long time bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Neild, who for the past three months has pretty much been in the constant company of Kate Gosselin, has confided that contrary to the dozens of rumors he is not divorcing his wife in order to marry Mrs. Gosselin.

Kate had apparently confessed to one of her very closest friends, Kinsey San Joaquin, an ex-pole dancer, that her and Steve had talked about the possibility of her becoming Mrs. Steve Neild, after he divorced his wife.

KatGo said that on several occasions while the two were alone, Stevie, as she calls him, would look into her eyes and tell her that he understood her, even if no one else did, especially her Dancing With The Stars partner from last year Tony Dovolani.

Neild would tell her that he knew that she did not really have a bad attitude like her ex-husband Jon had gone around telling all of his bimbo girlfriends she did.

Steve, even told Kate that he did not care if she did not know how to dance and had all the rhythm and grace of a Phillips screwdriver.

Kate has also mentioned to several close friends that she likes Steve's gray hair because it shows that he has tons of maturity which her husband Jon "The Korean Boy" Gosselin does not.

When Steve was asked why he had decided not to divorce his wife and marry Mrs. Gosselin like he had confided to Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron he was going to do last year, he blushed and said that although he loved Kate, he had a little bit of a problem with the 'Plus 8.'

SIDENOTE: Kate told Larry King that Mel Gibson has asked her out on several occasions and that she has turned him down each time. King said that KatGo recently texted him informing him that the two are planning on attending the premier of his next movie Mr. Teardrops - The Glenn Beck Story.

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