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Monday, 20 September 2010

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Margaret Cho in the process of getting a tattoo of her maternal grandmother Ah Cho.

HOLLYWOOD - Several years ago rhythm and blues singer Macy Gray gave the Dancing With The Stars' censor Lars Acushnet fits as he spent most of his time with his finger on the bleep buzzer whenever Gray was speaking to host Tom Bergeron or to the judges.

This year Mr. Acushnet will really earn his pay when he has to deal with comedian Margaret Cho, who reportedly can make Mel "The Crazy Aussie" Gibson appear like the Rev. Billy Graham by comparison.

Acushnet has warned Miss Cho to try and control her vile-spewing mouth, but that is sort of like telling Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan to try and stay out of trouble.

One would have better results trying to get pork chops from a sardine.

Twenty percent of Cho's body is covered with tattoos. She says that one of her idols is "Messy" Jesse James, the ex-husband of Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock.

Cho, who is an openly bisexual Korean says that the majority of her fans are transgendered Asians, transsexual Orientals, and Trans Atlantic kayakers.

The 41-year-old singer says she decided to join the cast of this year's Dancing With The Stars because the Italian judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli told her that she needed to represent her Asian people just like judge Carrie Ann Inaba represents the Filipinos and dancer Cheryl Burke represents the Indonesians, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy represents the Ukrainian Russians.

SIDENOTE: Margaret has promised Bruno that every time the censor bleeps her dirty mouth she will donate $10 to the Unwed Asian Grandmothers of Shanghai, China.

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