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Sunday, 5 September 2010

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The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies.

But now that she has gotten a start in the movies, she wants her porn co-star Brian Pumper to stop selling "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14".

The porn studio is now apparently stalling and asking for an offer to sell the rights to her and her father.

"Montana should have never tried to take a shortcut into show biz", her dad recently told a source. "You get nowhere fooling around with a porn producer."

Montana admitted that she had seen what a video did for the careers of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian and thought that a video would be the right thing to do to get her noticed.

"I'm hoping we can get all this settled. We need to get it off the market and buy all the rights so that, if anyone tried to sell it, we could sue."

As far as dad is concerned: "Nothing has really changed in Hollywood. Making a sex video is stupid because it's always out there. Back in the old days, ladies had to spend some time on the producer's couch, now it's a video."

"I guess that at least today you can choose your partner. Instead of a bald, pot-bellied, sixty-year-old director, you can have someone young & nicer looking and you don't have to have sex, just act it out."

Meanwhile Montana is being supported by others.

"What an awful thing to put women through", stated a much saddened David Letterman to his guest, John Edwards during a recent telecast.

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