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Friday, 3 September 2010

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That's the stuff for Fred and his chums!

TV presenter pair Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff have a new set of fans who are happy for them to keep their clothes ON!

As we have been reporting, both presenters of BBC's Coast have been exciting certain sections of the audience who believe they might be about to strip in front of the cameras.

These fans have been disappointed as the girls have remained fully clothed. While Dr Roberts did strip for a skinny dip in her programme Wild Swimming, careful camera work meant fans got a glimpse of no more than an ankle.

And she has remained resolutely snugly-clad in her archaeology series Digging For Britain.

Now, however, another group has spoken up.

Fred Ilkley-Moor, of the Sensible Clothes Manufacturers' Association, said: "We love seeing Alice and Miranda in their outdoor kit. That really does it for us - our members will stand for that all day long!

"There can be nothing better than seeing Miranda tramp along the shore line in an attractive Barbour-style overcoat and wearing a flat cap. Or Alice in oilskins.

"And don't mention the sight of those delightful calves and ankles clad in a lovely pair of Hunter Wellingtons! Oh mummy!"

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