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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Selena Gomez as she was dressed on her visit to Taco Bell.

EL SEGUNDO, California - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez and David Henrie, her co-star on Wizards of Waverly Place were spotted playing footsie at a local Taco Bell in El Segundo.

When Selena noticed that she had been spotted she quickly put down her volcano burrito, sat up straight, and freshened up her lipstick.

Meanwhile David did not care. He kept on eating his order of pintos 'n cheese and went right on playing with Selena's foot. He smiled and waved at the young teenage girl who had seen them.

The young girl, who identified herself as Sandy Tricia Yukondawn of Pasadena asked if she could have their autograph. David told her that he would be happy to autograph her enchirito for her but he felt that his pen would not write on cheese.

Selena started laughing so hard she almost spilled her volcano burrito on the floor, but lucky for her the Taco Bell manager Sol Hibbydonk just happened to be standing at the end of their table and he managed to catch the volcano burrito before it hit the floor.

Sandy asked Selena if she had ever kissed David. Gomez blushed and asked, "Hey girlfriend, does Ann Coulter look like Trigger? Does Lindsay Lohan have freckles all over her body" and does Sarah Palin ever utter the words ya know and you betcha?"

Sandy answered yes, yes, and hell yes.

Selena gave her a high five and she autographed her forehead and told her that her and David had to leave because they were due at Miley Cyrus' house to help her with some lyrics she was writing for a new song about her breakup with Liam Hemsworth.

Selena asked Sandy if she knew what rhymes with jerk.

SIDENOTE: David Henrie pointed out that he may be joining the cast of Two and A Half Men but he is still waiting to hear back from Charlie "The Stud" Sheen.

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