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Monday, 30 August 2010

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A photo of the Wasilla apartment that Bristol and her ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston rented earlier this year.

HOLLYWOOD - The elder judge on Dancing With The Stars Len "The Crotchety Grouch" Goodman, who hails from England, has dropped a British bombshell on the DWTS producers.

Goodman who in an all out fight with a pit bull could probably hold his own has said that he really and truly feels that Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin has no business being a part of the DWTS show.

Len, who rumor has it illegally dated Tokyo Rose during the big war (World War II), said that he does not want the show to become a forum in which politicians and their spouses, siblings, or children can openly launch political agendas from.

He pointed out that two years ago when the Republican house majority leader Tom DeLay was on the show, the producers received millions of letters of complaints from registered Democrats demanding that next season a well known Democrat be allowed to become a DWTS contestant.

The show tried to get Bill Clinton but he was busy arranging his new office in Harlem.

Goodman said that he personally doesn't give a hoot and a holler about all of this American political rigamarole since he is English and he has always personally voted for Queen Elizabeth.

Len did admit that an inside source, who wished to remain anonymous, had informed him that Sarah Palin promised the show's producers that if they allowed her daughter Bristol to appear on the show that she would fly them up to Alaska, all expenses paid and she would take them out in an official state helicopter from which they could all shoot poor defenseless moose, elk, caribou, and reindeer.

The inside source also reported that each producer was also promised 25 acres of Alaskan land free of charge.

When Bristol was asked if she was looking forward to flying to Hollywood and appearing on Dancing With The Stars, she smiled, took a lick of her double scoop ice cream cone, and said that she would welcome going anywhere to get away from the damn cold, frigid winters of Alaska.

She caught herself and said that she really meant to say darn instead of damn since her mommy told her not to cuss no matter how stupid a question anyone may ask her, especially that little blonde pygmy bitch Katie Couric.

SIDENOTE: Bristol's father Todd Palin was also asked to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars but he declined saying that he loves snow and snowmobiling and there isn't any of either in L.A.

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