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Thursday, 26 August 2010

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Kylie Minogue's legs and backside have been voted "The Best In Great Britain" for the past three years.

HOLLYWOOD - As America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pogo Stick" Cannon watched from off stage he knew that the Australian singing guest Kylie Minogue would be a hit.

And judging from the reaction of the studio audience as well as from the three judges, she most certainly was.

Kylie definitely oozed sexuality as she sang her hit song "Get Outta My Way" while dressed in an extremely short black mini-dress. She wore an up-do and gold high, high heels that made the 5 foot songstress appear as if she was 6 foot 8.

For the past three years in a row Kylie's legs and backside have both been named "The Best in Great Britain."

Russell Brand, who is engaged to Katy Perry, said on a BBC news program that Kylie is most definitely the best looking 42-year-old woman that he has ever seen. He paused and then added, "Heck, the Aussie lass is even better lookin' than a lot of fookin' 32-year-olds."

After her performance, in which four times she came close to showing the color of the pink knickers, she was wearing, Nick tried to gain his composure and asked if she was wearing underwear. He quickly caught himself and said that he meant to say perfume.

Kylie smiled and said that she was wearing her own line of perfume, Aussie Austerity. Cannon grinned, looked right into the camera, and said, "Dat's exactly what I thought ju was wearin'."

Nick then asked Piers Morgan if he had any questions. Piers was as red as an apple and he could not speak. He then asked Howie Mandel if he had any questions for Miss Minogue and Howie was as red as a tomato and he also could not speak.

When Cannon asked Sharon Osbourne if she had any questions for Miss Minogue she replied that she did. She then looked at the songstress and asked, "Now tell me Missus - Is you wearin' any knickers and if you is, is dey pink?"

Kylie blushed. She looked at Nick and replied "Yes and yes."

SIDENOTE: Kylie said that she and her sister, X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue hope to record an album soon entitled, Two Fine Australian Gals For The Price of One.

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