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Monday, 23 August 2010

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That Roger The Mink Was Always Lucky!


Apparently trying to cause as much controversy as possible, last night performer Lady Gaga did her entire show while wearing an expensive fur bikini.

She also kept switching outfits to smaller and different colored mink bikinis as she sang and danced for the audience.

"One more switch to an even tinier bikini and the police would have raided the place", stated one drooling member of the audience. "I think I saw some cops standing by just in case."

Customers also saw several animal rights activists gathering as word got out on the street of what Lady Gaga was wearing, such as it was.

"Sure she wore mink", stated one of the roadies for the show. "But with those outfits, one big mink would have covered all five outfits."

Lady Gaga further provoked everyone she could by singing songs she had recently written, such as "My Skin Is An Animal Too" and "I'm In Love With Ted Nugent".

In a short interview after the show, Lady Gaga told reporters that she was going to protest a mosque being built at ground zero and wearing her smallest outfit.

"That should p-off both sides."

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