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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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The castle that Alex bought for Katie on her 32nd birthday.

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were married in Las Vegas in February but the way things are going they could end up getting divorced before the end of the year in London.

Reid says that he has had it with Katie ignoring him and only thinking about herself.

He said that all she talks about is what a great glamour model she is. He remarked that she calls herself the great Lady Jordan, Countess of West Sussex.

Alex says that he has never before known a more self-centered, egotistical, and narcissistic woman as Katie before.

The cagefighter said that it is all about her and nothing else.

Reid said that Katie is forever talking about her ex-husband Peter Andre and how good he was to her and to her children and how he was the best French kisser she has ever known.

Katie recently traveled to Portugal alone and she did not wear her ring. When Alex asked her why she did not wear it she merely said that she simply forgot.

Meanwhile back home the two fight like dogs and cats. Alex said that one day last week he was so afraid that Katie was actually going to bite him. Alex said that he had never before actually heard a woman bark.

Alex stressed that he has had enough and he moved out of their home and back in with his mom and dad, four cats, and six dogs in Ottershaw.

When Katie was asked about all of her carrying on she flat out denied it all. She did say that she went to Portugal but that she wore her ring. She then noted that she would not lie and that she wore no underwear whatsoever during the entire trip.

She pointed out that Alex is just stressed out due to the fact that he will be fighting Tom Watson on September 25.

Katie was asked about the rumor of her holding hands with boxer Amir Khan at the London nightclub called All The Kings Horses.

Price denied it and said that it was merely someone who the same fabulously looking tits as her.

SIDENOTE: The way things are going. The couple known as ALKA may find their marital ship wrecked and abandoned on the rocks off the English coast.

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