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Friday, 20 August 2010

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It's confirmed. Jesse James is either brain dead or just oblivious to what women want these days. Sources close to Kat von D claims he may only be dating her for her mad tattoo skills and nothing more. Evidence of this came this week when it is reported that James asked Kat to ink Sandra Bullock's name on James' upper back in the cursive she is so famous for. The kicker is when he asked that little pulsating hearts be placed all around the name.

This comes just days after the two, Kat von D and Jesse James spent some allegedly romantic time together in Las Vegas. "Is he not getting this?" said Kat's closest friend. "I mean come on, you can't be stringing my girl along like this, Jesse."

When asked if it was true that Jesse asked her to do the tattoo, Kat claims he didn't but her eyes told the whole story. There was a sadness there no one has ever seen before. All she would say is "You know, sometimes being the best tattoo artist in the business is a burden. You never know if some guy is dating you for your skills or because you are a bitchin' babe."

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