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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Last night on Rodeo Drive, after exiting a club with new boyfriend, Joe Jonas, Miley Cyrus was attacked by actress/singer Demi Lovato.

Miley, unaware of the crazy jealous girlfriend that was running towards her, was knocked to the ground and had three strands of hair pulled right out of her head.

Luckily, she started to fight back.

After Joe tried to break up the fight several times, he called the police who put both girls in handcuffs and locked them in the backseat of the cruiser.

Soon (13 hours to be exact), both girls were bailed out and free to roam except for the fact that Miley put a restraning order on Demi.

Apparently, Demi is not allowed within 30 feet of Miley.

Oh please! Everyone breaks that rule.

Watch out Miley! Demi could be waiting in your bushes right now with a butcher knife, waiting for the kill!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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