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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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This Man Knows All About It.

Here for the first time, Skoob Entertainment News reveals what was really being said, reading between the lines of the TV interview with Vanessa Perroncel by reporter Kate Garraway, broadcast for the first time this morning.

Miss Perroncel, a French lingerie model by trade, caused a proper cor blimey right to do when she was named as the other woman in soccer star John Terry's complicated love life. As a result of the alleged affair, Terry fell out with his best mate Wayne Bridge, split with wife Toni, was stripped of the England captaincy, got back together again with wife Toni, then threw a massive strop at the World Cup Finals in South Africa.

The affair sparked a failed gagging order on Perroncel by Terry, which resulted in the shit hitting the proverbial fan good and proper.

Perroncel then agreed to the exclusive Kate Garraway interview, which according to SEN Senior Showbiz Correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger, reveals virtually nothing new - as he confidently predicted.

"She's a very astute lady," Buffty - sipping G&Ts in his Soho watering hole, resplendent in a Panama hat - revealed. "And this interview is a tried and tested way of squeezing the lemon virtually dry, without really adding anything to the mix.

"She may scrape the surface occasionally - but anyone expecting her to dig deep and come up with the nasty is likely to be disappointed. The questions will all have been approved by her PR people, so she won't be asked anything awkward, and the questions she does respond to will have been carefully rehearsed."

Which leaves SEN with one gnawing question - Why bother?

More as we get it.

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