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Monday, 9 August 2010

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"Woaman Flashing Her Tits! I Volunteered Us!"

Saying "This will just ruin my reputation", Lady Gaga was arrested this morning for flashing cars on the Los Angeles Freeway.

"Please, Please don't let this get into the press or I don't know what I will do."

"Lady", stated police officer Richard Spectrum, "you could have caused a car pile-up out there."

"With just my top down? Lots of people drive around with their tops down in the summer. It's miserable."

"Proud of our boobs are we?"

"You too? Then free them from that stiff police uniform!"

So Lady Gaga was hauled off to police headquarters and called for her attorney.

"Ms. Gaga has apologized over the radio to anyone who nearly had an accident on the freeway this morning", stated her attorney, Samuel Jefferson. "She simply hadn't thought of that before she went out there. She does ask you to enjoy any photographs you took and sell them to the tabloids if you wish. You could make some big bucks!."

So what was it all really abou,t besides publicity and further the reputation of an oddball?

"I think the sign said it all", stated officer Spectrum, handing it to reporters.

"DO THESE PROVE THAT I AM A MAN OR A WOMAN? YOU ANSWER!"

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