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Monday, 9 August 2010

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Demi Lovato as she was photographed at a local Mickey D's in Pomona.

POMONA, California - David Archuleta and Demi Lovato were recently seen at a McDonalds sharing an order or Chicken McNuggets.

The two teen singing sensations were having a good time throwing the McNuggets into each others mouths. David did not miss hitting Demi's open mouth once. Demi missed David's open mouth four times, the last time striking a little blue haired old lady in the next booth.

The woman identified as Beaulah Bickenfigger, 94, of nearby Chino started hollering and saying that they had hit her on her ear on purpose and that it was bleeding.

The restaurant manager Choo Choo Pallanucki, 43, said that it was not blood but ketchup that Mrs. Bickenfigger was seeing dripping down from her ear, onto her blue gingham blouse, and onto her Big Mac burger.

She immediately asked for another Big Mac. Palanucki asked her if she had the receipt. She looked at him and told him that he was crazy, stupid, dumb, and full of rodent droppings.

Pallannucki looked at her and said that he would not be talking if he was her, with her silly ass looking blue hair, her nose the size of a large carrot, and a pair of sagging tits that it appeared to him she was most likely sitting on.

Mrs. Bickenfigger produced the receipt and told Pallanucki to make himself useful and go into the kitchen and get her a brand new Big Mac.

Archuleta and Lovato overheard all of this and they walked over to where Mrs. Bickenfigger sat. They asked her if she would like a bit of their Chicken McNuggets. She looked up at both of them and asked, "And just who the hell might you two buttinski's be?"

David reached down, picked up the McNuggets he has placed in front of her, and told her that she really needs to stop being so friggin bitter.

Demi agreed with David and added that a little old woman like her really should act more like a nice old lady instead of acting like that mean, vulgar bitch Naomi Campbell, except only white, shorter, and not as fat assed.

Bickenfigger told the two to leave her the eff alone. She said that she is sick and tired of every day having to deal with Nazi's, KKK'ers, GOP'ers, atheists, and used car salesman.

SIDENOTE: Nineteen-year-old David Archuleta and 17-year-old Demi Lovato will soon be going on a 59-city tour of Mexico entitled The Demi Lovato and David Archuleta Wholesome South-of-The-Border Train of Music Concert Tour Featuring A Trio of Vuvuzela Players.

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