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Friday, 30 July 2010

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Belly dancers Kaya and Sadie right before they stripped down to their skimpy little belly dancing outfits.

HOLLYWOOD - In what Nick "The Stick" Cannon called one of the biggest surprises in the two years that he has been hosting America's Got Talent, the Denver belly dancing duo of Kaya and Sadie were sent home by the judges.

Piers Morgan said that although the two girls are very pretty, talented, and have four gorgeous-looking tata's it is not really about tits and boobs.

He said that it is more about other things. When asked such as what by Nick, Piers just smiled and said that since he has only been married for two short weeks he would rather not say.

Sharon turned to him and asked if it begins with either a P or a C.

Morgan started coughing so bad he blew his notes completely off of the judges table.

Sharon said that the belly shaking girls were good but that to use a much used melons cliche "If you've seen four, you've seen 'em all."

Howie (Mandel) did not get to vote since Piers and Sharon had already voted the belly dancing duo or quartet, depending on if one is referring to the individual girls or to their four knockerino's as Steve Allen, Jack Parr, Johnny Carson, and Roy Rogers all used to call them.

Mrs. Osbourne did say that the girls certainly have a future working as topless waitresses at some out-of-the-way truck stop in Nebraska.

Piers and Howie both nodded in agreement. AGT host Nick Cannon just shook his head and said, "Damn. Y'all white folk sho be actin' like dem Georgia crackers and all uh huh."

SIDENOTE: Sharon Osbourne reportedly told her hair dresser Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon that if she was a lesbian she would be on top of both Kaya and Sadie quicker than an Oklahoma auctioneer could say "Sold!"

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