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Saturday, 24 July 2010

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Apparently the giant baby of Indonesia will stay in Indonesia for a while longer as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stated that he was too much to handle after paying a visit.

The baby boy weighed over 19 pounds at birth and his mother still can't hold her legs together for very long.

He now weighs 28 pounds and won't be a one-year-old until September.

The celebrity couple had just won a lawsuit from a tabloid which refused to run an apology after running a false story about the couple earlier this year. So the Pitts wanted to take a trip and get away from the media for awhile.

Since the Pitts were close by, they decided to go see the big baby but actually had no plans to try to adopt.

"They came to see", stated the mother of the babe. "I thought they might take him but I did not want him to be called 'the Pitts'."

One reporter managed to be in the area but only got in one question to Pitt.

"You had no intention of adopting the baby?"

"No. But you never know once we see one. But not this big guy. I picked him up for a few seconds and my balls went all the way up to my navel."

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