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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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How Boy George Might Look Singing Could It Be Magic

Rumours are currently circulating that Take That have not only offered to give fading star Robbie Williams a job - to keep him off the streets - but that they have also recruited Alice Cooper, John Lydon, and Boy George into the act.

Could It Be Magic?

Some observers believe that it certainly could, although opinions vary. It's thought that Alice Cooper's snake routine would dovetail nicely into the circus format, and that a spot of bloodletting and mock guillotining would add a nice Satanic touch.

Relight My Fire

John Lydon's cheeky impudence and anarchic humour is thought by many to be the perfect counterpoint to TT's clean cut image, and many believe that watching him trying to stick his hand up Lulu's skirt whilst leering obscenely with his buggy eyes could be a showstopper.

What Was The Other One Again?

Boy George. On the basis that anybody who can sing 'Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?' whilst getting shagged up the arse by a total stranger, in a phone box, can only add a touch of much needed irony.

Unconfirmed.

As yet, none of this has been confirmed, and some Take That fans we spoke to appeared to be a little put out by the news, but most punters appeared to take it all in their stride.

Providing Boy George doesn't start handcuffing people to radiators again.

More as we get it.

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