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Saturday, 17 July 2010

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Brenda Song shown leaving her pedicurist's office.

HOLLYWOOD - Brenda Song's pedicurist, Babette "Bitzy" McHelmut, has stated that Brenda confided in her that for the past week she has been dating one of the stars of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Boo Boo Stewart.

McHelmut said that Brenda told her that she has fallen head-over-heels in love with the young star and not just because he is a millionaire, or because he is appearing in one of the most successful movies of all time, or because he owns a huge cosmetics factory in Beverly Hills.

Song pointed out that Boo Boo looks exactly like a young Mario Lopez, except that he isn't as tall, as old, and he has never kissed Karina Smirnoff.

Brenda and Boo Boo were recently seen having Egg Foo Youngster, Lemon Woodpecker, and Diet Fortune Cookies at L.A.'s trendy Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Restaurant, which is co-owned by Jackie Chan, Carrie Ann Inaba, and Katie Couric.

SIDENOTE: When Boo Boo was asked about the six year age difference between him and Brenda (he's 16, she's 22), he just smiled and said that it is no big deal and that contrary to what some teen magazines have printed, Brenda does not have any cellulite on her tushie.

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