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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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According to an interview that was carried by Sunday's Special 'Vamp Parade', Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series of movies says that nothing has really changed between Robert Pattinson and herself other than 'trust' and that has changed very little.

"Robbie told me everything and didn't try to bribe anyone as has happened to other couples. He stated that he had made a mistake and that it was his fault completely."

"I know enough about certain people to believe that it was NOT entirely Robbie's fault IF anything happened."

Kristen was referring to an earlier report that something had happened between Ashley Greene and Pattinson, which Pattinson says is totally between "me and Kristy."

In the meanwhile, Ashley Greene has neither confirmed nor denied anything.

"Look, I have my own life to live. If some reporter begins to imagine things or if the movie people are trying to keep interest in the vampire movies at a fever pitch, that is none of my affair.

If I wanted publicity, I could get it. I did that with the photo op in Sports Illustrated, didn't I?"

When our own reporter finally got in touch with other cast members, only Taylor Lautner would respond.

"Personally I don't believe anything until I've actually talked to the people involved and that's up to them. I don't think any of it's true, but in Hollywood, who knows?"

"I DO know Robert and Kristen are still together."

As they say, any publicity is good publicity.

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