HOLLYWOOD - Movie critics from Boston to Bombay are all singing the same tune and that is that the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse has blown the previous two out of the water, no pun intended.
Twilight Saga: #3 has got teens and tweens hollering out at the movie screen like no one has done since the King Kong, Godzilla, Gorgo, Rhodan, and Mothra movie flicks of the 50s and 60s.
There are some of us who still remember when just about every monster originated in Japan and back then the English words never meshed with the moving Japanese mouths. And at times it seems like we would hear a word and two seconds later the mouth would move.
But this is 2010, and monsters, werewolves, and vampires have come a long way. Now when a vampire bites someone we hear and see the bite at the same time.
Robert Pattinson, star of Eclipse said that he had so much fun making the third installment that he is seriously thinking about giving back some of the money he was paid.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry King told me that the amount Robby wanted to return was $10 million.]
Kristen Stewart said that she enjoyed starring in the movie so much that even after the day's filming had ended she would go back to her trailer and achieve involuntary orgasms merely by thinking of the day's shooting.
And Taylor Lautner, he of the shirtless back, confessed that he became so excited during some of the scenes that he had to actually retire to his trailer and lock the door behind him so that he could (blank) off in private.
One of America's top motion picture critics Woody Fibblesteen has labeled the Twilight Saga film as The Vampirical Menage A Trois.
In a non-related story. Reports are that the amount of oil that has so far spilled from the BP Gulf of Mexico oil well is enough to cook Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, Gabourey Sidibe, Aretha Franklin, and Kelly Clarkson's five-course meals for one whole week.
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