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Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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Shyno Moore

Playboy Mansion West, California - Some say Hugh Hefner is finally going senile. He has okay'd the idea to have the first five original bunnies featured in his 1953-1958 Playboy Magazine issues pose in nude spreads for the 60th Anniversary Edition of the famous magazine due out in December 2012 in time for Armageddon.

"He's mad if he thinks that any man is going to want to look at nude pictures of women in their mid-seventies," said an unnamed source who received his information straight from Heffner's personal assistant.

Rounding up the beauties wasn't easy. There were originally ten girls in all featured during those years, but some have died and some just were not interested or became quite fat after their Playboy years. The other five were happy to oblige the man who they say changed their lives.

Gladys Morrow, 75, from Elmira, NY remembers her shoot like it was yesterday, "I was embarrassed as anything taking my clothes off in front of Hef and being photographed, but now it's a piece of cake. In fact, I've gone nude my whole life because of the experience."

Shyno Moore, 73, from Covina, California agrees. They have ways of air-brushing the body to make even my old wrinkly bones pretty," she said with a smile.

Advance sales of the 60th Anniversary Edition are being offered on Playboy's website but so far, sales have been extremely slow.

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