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Thursday, 17 June 2010

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A photo of Tina Fey shown wearing a pair of glasses that were given to her by Sarah Palin.

MANHATTAN - Tina Fey speaking from her office high in The Mickey Mantle Building in Manhattan said that she has been reading about Sarah Palin denying that she has had her boobs enhanced.

Fey, who is the number one Sarah Palin impersonator in the world, wanted to add that she also has not had her knockers enlarged either.

She did say somewhat tongue-in-cheek that she did have a little work done on both of her nipples. She confessed that it was just a little matter of basic colorization.

Tina said that she had noticed that her left nipple was a little bit darker than her right nipple and so, since she has tons of money, she decided to get the two nips where they match each other.

She said that she used the same bazongas doctor that did extensive hooters work on Heidi Montag, Pamela Anderson, Tara Reid, and Joan Rivers.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: JOAN RIVERS!!! What? The Jewish bitch is 103-friggin-years-old. Why in the world would a 103-year-old bitch want breast augmentation. I mean, let's be real here. What man in his right mind would even want to see the little skank's tits much less put them anywhere near his mouth. Thanks Abel, I have just become severely TRAU-MA-TIZED!]

Tina Fey said that Sarah Palin did confess to her this past January, that she was thinking of having her labia minora tightened.

Fey said that three years ago "Snowflake" was hunting Caribou from her helicopter and she almost fell out of the damn thing.

She said that lucky for her Vincent Nookawanna, a longtime family friend and a man who has been rumored to be her Eskimo lover, grabbed her by her crotch and managed to pull her back into the helicopter before she fell out.

Sarah said that ever since then she had noticed that the left side of her labia minora looks and feels (?) a little bit longer than the right side of her labia minora.

To view some rather interesting snapshots of Sarah Palin's labia minora log on to www.sarahpalinsbeefcurtains.hot

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