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Sunday, 13 June 2010

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Seventeen-year-old Miley Cyrus has confessed that she has a boyfriend and that, 'tee hee.... We live together."

Yes, little Miley seems all grown up now after doing a stripper's pole dance on TV and the sexy "Can't Be Tamed" hit but friends and fans were a little shocked to hear that she had a boyfriend.

She also admitted that they live together at her parent's house in Los Angeles and sometimes do a few naughty things.

"It's only natural to be curious and try new things", she stated.

"We have pet names for each other", she told our reporter, Dan Hillyard, Sunday. "He calls me "Sugar Puss" and I call him "Timberpants".

She also told us that she "Loves" Zac Efron and that Liam isn't the first boy who has lived with her at her parents house. "But that's the only other one I'll ever mention. Those other six were losers!"

So there have been others?

"I won't say, but if there were, I would call one of them Thunderpants and another one "The Eunuch'!

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