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Monday, 7 June 2010

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"Bombshell" McGee, who seems to be the main reason Jesse James and Sandra Bullock are no longer together, showed reporters her diploma from "Dipshit U."

She was wearing a Nazi uniform while talking to reporters.

Did she break up the James/Bullock marriage?

"Sure did. That's my best one yet. Show your bazookas and they're all little boys. 'Come here to Mama, Jesse,'" she laughed.

When asked about her Nazi outfit, she stated that she had broken up with a Polish lad and thought that the uniform would keep her from having to talk too much.

She was then asked if she was wearing it to show her prejudice against Jews?

"Jews? What does a Nazi uniform have to do with Jews? You're just like that wacko Mel Gibson. Can't a girl wear a uniform without offending someone?"

Bombshell stated that she was getting rid of the uniform anyway and getting a tight girl scout outfit made.

"Watch that uniform make their tongues hang out. Here little boys! Come to your big old girl scout and you can have some cookies. Look, here comes three and I don't even have the uniform on yet.""

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