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Thursday, 3 June 2010

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Sandra Bullock showed everyone why she is much liked and her ex husband Jesse James, much despised, by showing up last week to take her stepdaughter out for a special day for her birthday.

Where was Jesse? Who knows? Well, probably at least one person knows, whoever he is with.

Sunny James celebrated her seventh birthday in style.

The people at a near-by table stated that Sandra even talked to Sunny about her dad, Jesse. "She kept saying 'he's bad, he is a crazy man', now repeat it please."

"Oh that Sandra is quite a lady", stated the taxi driver. "She was showing her stepdaughter funny cartoon pictures of her dad, Jesse. She had the little girl in stitches she was laughing so hard, she was snorting."

On the way back after their outing at the Polo Lounge, Sunny had started to walk funny and blow her cheeks out. "THIS IS JESSE", she was laughing, customers outside in line told our reporters.

"Don't worry." Sunny was overheard to say. "I won't tell old Tattoo Brains!"

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