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Sunday, 30 May 2010

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HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There has been a lot of speculation as to why Joe Jonas dumped Demi Lovato. Some say that it was because she sings better than him. Others say it's because she is prettier than him. And still others say that it is because she has made 12 television commercials and he has only made 9.

A close unnamed source of Joe's says that the real reason why he dumped Lovato is because he found out that she has secretly been texting Justin Bieber, Cameron Quiseng, BooBoo Stewart, and Kellan Lutz.

Lovato denies it saying that they all texted her and that she can't help it if someone wants to text her.

She then said that she thought that it was kind of strange that Joe had his cousin Betty Underglow, 9, tell her that he was dumping her instead of him telling her.

When asked about this, Joe replied that the reason he had his cousin Betty call and tell Demi that he was breaking up with her was because he has been extremely busy of late.

He went on to say that unlike Miss Lovato, he does not spend most of his day texting and that he has more important things to do like eating, signing autographs, and being interviewed by teen magazines such as "16," "15," "14," and "10."

Demi was asked to comment on the fact that Joe had pointed out about her constantly texting Justin, Cameron, BooBoo, and Kellan. She giggled and said that she could not comment because she was too busy texting BooBoo.

In other news. Johnny Depp has just announced that he has signed to appear in the Sand Castle Motion Pictures movie, 'Oops - The Story of The BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill.'

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