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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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Bonnie Candlebox, co-host of Houston's TV morning show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'?

HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'?

Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough.

Maks, who has quite a temper replied, "Oh, not too good Bonnie, kind of like I guess, the way that it must feel for you and your co-host to come in second place to your station's rival TV morning show, Yippee Ki Yay, I would guess huh?"

"Ah Mr. Chmerkovskiy, you don't have to be a bastard about it."

"Ah Ms. Candlebox, yes I do, seeing as how you were a bitch about it."

[CANDLEBOX'S CO-HOST BUBBA ST. ROYAL JUMPS IN]

"So tell me Erin, are you kind of sore both physically and emotionally from the weeks and weeks of dancing?"

"Well yes I am Bubba. But I guess it's not quite the same soreness that you and Bonnie feel now that your show has gone from being Houston's top morning show to being number two, or actually number three behind Channel 91's morning show, Mornin' - Get Your Butt Up Houston.

St. Royal tried to change the subject by asking Erin how tall she is. Erin ignored the question and asked him if he wanted to hear about her soreness some more.

St. Royal blushed and said that she had made her point. Bonnie then asked Erin if the rumors about her and Maksim being a couple were true.

Maksim butted in and told St. Royal that he and Erin are indeed doing more than just dancing. He then stated that, that is all he is going to say about it.

Bonnie looked at Bubba and he looked at her and then Bubba said, "Well Bonnie, then I guess that ends our interview with the losing couple on this year's Dancing With The Stars."

Bonnie then chimed in with "And yes Bubba, it's really too bad about Erin and Maksim coming in second after the fantastic winners Nicole and Derek."

Erin lunged towards Bonnie, but luckily for Bonnie, the cue card girl stepped in and Erin was not able to scratch Bonnie's face like she wanted to.

Bubba called the shows security guard and asked him to escort the Dancing With The Stars losers out of the building.

SIDENOTE: Bonnie Candlebox and Bubba St. Royal have a reputation for conducting 'Ambush Interviews.' Two months ago they interviewed Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona and asked her about her alleged involvement with the importing of counterfeit maracas and fake piƱatas from Mexico.

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