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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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It's no use dressing up like Mary Poppins, Robbie

Show off Britney Spears has admitted that she want to get it on with Robbie, in the studio that is and make sweet, sweet music together.

I'm sure their off spring would sound as gorgeous as they both look, and if you're like me, you'd die to be able to do it with sexy Robbie Williams! Wow!

Britney says apart from loving to get it on with Robbie she also has admitted to he love affair of all things British.

She says she likes New York, but she LOVES London!

Britney has reported being quoted saying she would love to take her boys on car drives and sing songs to them about Mary Poppins that she make up.

She says it's a surprise track when her new album is out, but feels the need to do a duet with Robbie Williams.

But has Robbie lost his vocal touch, his last single, Morning Sun, which was meant to raise a fortune for Sport Relief bombed at Number 60 on the charts.

Maybe Britney needs to stick to Mary Poppins.

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