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Friday, 14 May 2010

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The Hawaiian beach where Brooklyn was making sand castles. She can be seen at the lower left surrounded by 47 guys.

HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker.

The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of other reputable mens magazines including PlayMister, PlaySir, and the Spanish speaking geared PlayHombre.

Brooklyn, who was not named after the New York City borough but after the city in Ohio, is married to tennis champion Andy Roddick, who many males consider to be the damnedest, luckiest SOB bastard in the entire nation.

When Roddick hears that, he just simply smiles, nods his head, and says that he abso-effen-lutely agrees with them.

Andy's wife, the lovely mermaid, was prancing around the Hawaiian beach making sand castles while wearing one of the skimpiest bikini's in the history of bikinis.

Someone remarked that it looked like the swimsuit from the 60s song by Brian Hyland "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini" except for being polkadotless.

The ravishing 5'9" charmer was asked how she manages to look so fantastically fit. She grinned and said that as best as she can figure, it must be the Hostess Twinkies.

Brooky says she eats about seven of the golden treats each and every day. Plus she said semi-blushingly that she and her husband try to boink at least three times a night

When asked what her vital measurements are she does not hesitate one bit and says 32C-24-34. She is quick to add that it is all real and nothing on her is plastic, silicone, rubber, or hamburger helper.

SIDENOTE: Brooklyn has just been signed to appear in the next James Bond movie entitled, James Bond - The Man With The Golden Bitches.

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