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Monday, 10 May 2010

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Jolie Keeping Mouth Closed Tight

Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected.

Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton.

"It was OK until then", she reportedly told a friend of late, while lisping a bit.

Two dental experts have been called in this time as well as someone who specializes on the lovemaking part.

"I'm afraid she's going to have to have a serious talk with Brad", stated Dr. Emma Lanthrop. "We can only repair the problem so many times."

Angelina stated that Billy Bob kidded her about opening beer bottles with her teeth before she realized her smile was becoming a little goofy looking, according to the friend.

"I think she's always had these erotic dreams about that one scene that her dad did in Midnight Cowboy. You know, that one that involved the young guy in the public bathroom and his watch."

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