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Monday, 10 May 2010

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HOLLYWOOD - After only being on the air for two months the Fixx Network has cancelled the Simpson's show, no not the cartoon Simpsons, the Simpson's with the chumbawumbas.

The sit-com titled Pops And The Lip Syncers, starred Jessica Simpson, sister Ashlee, and father Joe.

One of the programing executives for the Fixx Network, Vincent F. Clevelandfield, said that she show went up against three very popular prime time shows in its time slot; Aunty Arlene's Biological Clock, Guess What's In My Lunch Box, and Who Wants To Be A You Tuber?

Clevelandfield also noted that Jessica and Ashlee both insisted on lip syncing the entire show instead of just the lyrics to the songs.

Joe Simpson even told his daughters that it was ridiculous for them to lip sync the lines of dialogue. Ashlee said that it was much easier than for her to have to memorize over 40 pages of script.

Jessica agreed with Ashlee and said that if she had to memorize all of that dialogue it would not leave her any time for other things, such as trying to get herself a boyfriend, applying makeup, and eating.

Ashlee said that she echoed her big sister's sentiments exactly and added that she wanted her own dressing room and absolutely hated the fact that she had to share a dressing room with her own dad.

The younger Simpson sister said that her dad is a big time practical joker whose favorite prac-jo is to take her bras and drape them over the ceiling and then put the ceiling fan speed on fast.

Ashlee also said that her dad has always liked to take hers and Jessica's toothpaste and replace it with Preparation H. Ashlee says that it does not make their teeth any whiter, but that it sure does make their cavities smaller.

In other news. Sky Tower Pictures in association with Universal Studios has just announced that they will shortly begin filming the next film in the Incredible Hulk series. The movie will star Lou Ferrigno, Carmen Electra, Andy Dick, and Betty White and is titled, 'The Incredible Hulk - Now That's A Package!'

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