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Sunday, 9 May 2010

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Selena Gomez shown wearing the red high heels that were given to her by President Barack Obama.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez who recently revealed that she had a crush on Liam Hemsworth, one of the stars of The Last Song, was caught flirting with the Australian star at a Tacos "R" Us in West Hollywood.

Hemsworth who has been linked with Last Song co-star Miley Cyrus appeared to be having a great time doing the 'touchy touchy' with Selena in between bites of his brisket burrito.

The 20 year old Hemswroth said that he has admired Selena ever since he first heard her song "I'm Not Miley, I'm Selena Dammit."

He said that he bought a 4 foot by 6 foot poster of Selena which he put up on the ceiling above his bed. He said that several girls have remarked that it made them feel somewhat uneasy.

Liam said that he told each one that if she did not like the poster that she could just get up, put all of her clothes back on, and get the hell out of his bed, his bedroom, and his mansion.

He laughed and said that the only two women who did it were Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra.

Hemsworth was asked what it is he likes best about Selena. He grinned and said that it definitely has to be the cute little tattoo of an apple that she has tattooed on the inside of her Adam's apple.

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