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Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Brenda Song feeling kind of sad because she cannot participate on Dancing With The Stars because of her mom.

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Disney Channel super star and singing sensation Brenda Song was in town as the official Grand Marshall of Kalamazoo's 49th Annual Automotive Parts Parade.

The 22-year-old recently had a world wide number one hit single with the early 60s song "Sukiyaki" which she sang with Taylor Swift and Tila Tequila under the group name Swift-Tequila-Song.

Miss Song has been one busy little beaver, no pun intended. Back in January she starred with Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter in the movie The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue.

Last month Brenda received Ecuador's coveted Mira Mira Award for her portrayal of Yvonne Young, the rock and roll singer who meets and falls in love with Dolly Parton's character Holly Hung, but not in anywhere near a gay way of course.

The Angelina (Ann) Coulter character, Tonya Tongue, becomes Yvonne Young's diction coach, after she decides to try out for the lead part in Annie Get Your Gun and Your Britches and Go Out and Shoot Some No Account Varmint.

Song recently told Larry King that her biological mother Carrie Ann Inaba had made her swear, at the tender age of two, that she would never reveal the fact that they were mother and daughter.

Carrie Ann Inaba is 42. Brenda Song is 22. Vice President Joe Biden is 67. And Petula Clark is 76.



CREDITS: Thanks to Neil Sedaka for his background info on the song Sukiyaki. Thanks to Toby Velcro for inventing Velcro. And I especially would like to thank Great Britain's very talented writer, Queen Mudder, for the gracious use of her 'age related' closing tag.

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