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Saturday, 8 May 2010

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An Alvarez Guitar that Cory Monteith gave to Taylor Swift.

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - Taylor Swift has always written songs about guys who have passed through her life.

She wrote "Joey Joey You're My Favorite Toy Toy" about Joseph of the Jonas Brothers. And she wrote "Hey, What A Coincidence My Name's Taylor Too" about Taylor Lautner.

And now she has written a song about her latest heartthrob, Cory Monteith. Taylor's newest single, which is currently at #84 with a bullet is "Cory Cory The Kissing Guy From Glee."

Taylor was recently asked by Ellen DeGeneres if she has ever written a song about a girl. Taylor smiled and replied that she had not. Ellen asked her why not. And Taylor replied by saying, "Well duh Ellen. If I were to write a song about a girl then that would kind of sort of make me a lesbian."

DeGeneres asked her if she had anything against lesbians. Taylor said that she did not but that she did want them to stay on their side of the bus. Ellen asked her and what side of the bus is that.

Taylor rolled her eyes and told her "The lesbian side of the bus Ellen. The side that has the likes of you and Rosie O'Donnell, and Melissa Etheridge, and that self-righteous Mary Cheney, that damn side of the bus Ellen!"

"Gosh, no need to get your skinny little white bread bottom all in a huff there child."

Taylor then told DeGeneres that she is a country girl and pointed out that there are no lesbians living out in the country, or on farms, or even on ranches.

Ellen smiled and said how about Chely Wright?

Taylor said that Chely Wright was the one exception to the rule. Ellen then said, okay smarty britches, how about Dolly Parton?

Swift shot back that Dolly is not gay and just because she spends more time with her high school girlfriend than she does with her own husband does not mean she is gay.

The show ended and Ellen asked Taylor where she would be going next. Taylor looked at her and said that she was going to go back to her dressing room and give Cory (Monteith) the biggest kiss she had ever given a boy.

In other news. Johnny Depp, Russell Brand, and Rihanna have just signed to star in the next installment of the pirate series. This one is called, 'Pirates of The Caribbean - The Buccaneer Girls Fine-Looking Treasure Chest.'

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