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Topics: Baseball, Larry King

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Larry King's two boys, Prince (L) and Count (R).

LOS ANGELES - It is the time of the season when the words "Play Ball!" ring out all over the United States. But the term apparently had a different meaning to Shawn Southwick, aka Mrs. Larry King.

Unnamed, but highly reliable sources say that the two King kids weren't the only ones being coached by their coach whom we'll refer to as Jesse Prickington-Woodcock, Jr.

Prickington-Woodcock reportedly told a reporter for The Rumormonger Revue that he and Southwick, whom he referred to as "TittyTatty" first became close when she asked him what a sacrifice bunt was.

The coach explained the term to her. She then asked what an intentional walk meant. He told her what it was. The coach then said that Mrs. Southwick (King) asked him what it means when she is talking to him and she sees a noticeable bulge in the crotch of his pants.

He blushed. And then he explained it to her. Coach Jesse said that after that the two agreed to meet at a local Starbucks and discuss other baseball terms such as a split finger fastball, a stand up triple, a wild pitch, and multiple orgasms.

Mrs. King was asked why her husband never accompanied her to their boys games. She rolled her eyes and replied that Larry is is allergic to popcorn, Cracker Jack, and hot dogs.

She giggled and then added that her 76-year-old husband also cannot stand organ music and especially the obligatory baseball song, ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta taaaaa.

To view some very revealing photos taken by Jesse Prickington-Woodcock, Jr. of Larry King's wife log on to www.pixofshawnsthirdbase.wow

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