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Monday, 12 April 2010

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A non-recent photo of Madonna taken before she gained the 37 pounds.

LOS ANGELES - Well after a few weeks of being on the backburner it appears that the feud between TV legal commentator Nancy "Graceless" Grace and has-been singer Madonna has flared up again.

It appears that Grace fired the first shot as she insinuated that the Michigan born Madonna needs to return to her home state and perform some benefit concerts to get the state back on its financial feet.

Madonna replied by noting that the Georgia cracker Nancy Grace needs to take some diction lessons and learn how to roll her "R's" so that she doesn't sound like the lisping male lesbian politician Barney Frank, aka Frank the Wiener Hunter.

Nancy pointed out that Madonna needs to see about getting some estimates on some much overdue liposuction to her tongue. She added that purchasing a case of a good name brand cellulite remover might not be a bad idea either.

So it appears that the feud between 50-year-old Nancy Grace and 51-year-old Madonna will continue because both women are smack dab in the middle of their change of life and there is no one or nothing that is going to be able to stop that super menopausal bullet train.

To view some unbelievably funny as hell charcoal drawings of Nancy Grace's inverted nipples you can log on to www.invertednipplescharcoalgallery.tit

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