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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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Jake Pavelka has stated that one thing he absolutely hates about Vienna is her 3-pack a day cigarette habit.

HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars.

Vienna, who many of the Bachelor viewers nicknamed, "the arrogant bitch from the poor side of hell" says that she cannot help herself.

She said that she is jealous because as one of her cousins said, comparing herself to Chelsie is pretty much like comparing a stale day-old biscuit to a Swiss chocolate eclair.

Vienna went on to add that even her gynecologist has said that he's just guessing but that he has a feeling that Chelsie's you-know-what is most likely a lot prettier than her you-know-what.

A close friend of Jake Pavelka's said Jake confided in him that Vienna has threatened to get out of her front row seat and charge at Chelsie the next time that she sees Chelsie 'accidentally' touch Jake's 'Little Jake.'

SIDENOTE: Vienna Girardi is without a doubt one of the most jealous women to ever appear on any American or British reality show. Dr. Phil was asked why it is that Vienna is so jealous of other women. Dr. Phil put it quite simply; "Vienna is jealous of other women because she knows that she looks like a cross between Ann Coulter and Courtney Love, two of the ugliest women that America has ever produced."

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