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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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A photo of one of the fuggles that Cyndi Lauper was talking about. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

NEW YORK CITY - And with a poof and puff puff of some magic Harry Potter dust, Celebrity Apprentice contestant and former governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich got his political butt sent back to the Windy City of Chicago.

The gov was chosen to be the male team's project manager and sad to say the non-typing, non-texting, non-a-whole-lot-of-things Blago failed miserably.

One thing about the ex-governor is that the man certainly has the gift of gab. He is one smooth operator. Blagojevich is so good that he could sell sand to the Saudi Arabians, lion repellent lotion to the Zimbabweans, and home-made vodka to the Russians.

But alas, Donald Trump, the man with the hairdo that only a crazed peacock could love, saw through him and fired him.

On the woman's team Cyndi Lauper finally managed to irritate Sharon "Miss Allergies of 2010" Osbourne so much that Ozzy's wife slapped her sending her reeling into female wrestling diva Maria Kanellis.

The gorgeous-looking Kanellis grabbed the tiny singer and body slammed her on top of Victoria Secrets model Selita Ebanks diamond-studded purse causing some odd-looking indentations on Lauper's upper back, lower back, and quasi-wrinkled bootay (rumpmeister).

Holly Robinson Peete secretly called the NYPD who quickly arrived. But they could not get anyone to presses charges. Finally Trump gave each of the seven police officers free tickets to the next New York Yankees home game.

To see photos of wrestling diva Maria Kanellis in her red, white, and blue wrestling bikini outfit made completely out of dental floss log on to www.mariakanellisisissoyummy.lic

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