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Monday, 5 April 2010

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Pick me pick me Katie!

Police are investigating a brawl that took place over a disabled parking space and involved Katie Price, the model formerly known with big boobs, and her wife Alex Reid aka 'The Reidernator'.

The event apparently occurred in front of the 'Celebrity Clinic for the Talent Impaired' which is a rehab center famous for staffing the ever growing reality show cancer that has destroyed television.

Alex Reid is best known for being married to Price and as the 'least intelligent housemate' of the Celebrity Big Brother program that has caused George Orwell to spin in his grave several times.

Details on the incident are obscured by the fact that ALL the parking places at the clinic are for disabled 'performers' and that all the participants were supposedly women. Those that have no idea who George Orwell is please move along.

"That's a lie!" Reid denied the allegations. "I wad der but n drag from promo ad for my upcome horror flic 'Killer Bitch' in which I play lead. She didn kick me ass she dust kick me balls."

Thoughts of a lucky shot come to mind but an interview with Katie's lawyer revealed several aspects of the pre-nup the couple signed back in February one being Alex's requirement to undergo testicular enhancement surgery. Also included was a standard issue in celebrity marriages where the 'nobody' is required to wait six months before doing anything incredibly stupid. Reid is a known cross dresser and self admitted trysexual though the world's definition and his may be different.

In related news Ms. Price has announced an upcoming reality/game show, centered around her self of course, and called 'The Price is Right'. She will be the host and the concept is matching A list celebrities that possess actual talent but have crappy taste in partners to new mates.

The potential future exes will be selected from the live audience who will wear outlandish apparel, make catchy remarks, and perform stunts ala Japanese game shows. There is also a 'wild card' where the celebrity can choose someone out of a phone book from the city of their choice.

She has already signed Sandra Bullock and ironically enough Peter Andre and more are expected most likely including her.

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