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Monday, 5 April 2010

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Alex Reid Mocks Peter Andre's Greek Roots In A Photoshoot Yesterday.

Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre.

Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be attending the wedding of Andre, and ex-Atomic Kitten and problem child Kerry Katona in Iceland next week, laughing that the only Iceland he and Katie had any plans to visit in the near future is the Iceland frozen food store.

We informed Mister Reid that we'd be unable to print that comment on the grounds of Kerry Katona's previous links with the frozen food retailer.

Reid nodded, understandingly, and immediately moved on.

He said that the trouble with Peter Andre is that he seems to rush headlong into potentially disastrous situations without really thinking them through. He passionately stated that Andre had never actually fallen in love with Katie Price, the woman. What the silly sod had gone and done was fall in love with a carefully constructed image, the publicity potential of that image, and a whopping great big pair of tits.

Reid explained that the whole Katie Price/Peter Andre adventure had been doomed to fail from the very start, saying that nothing good ever came out of reality show jungle romances sprinkled with re-issues of old records which were crap the first time around.

He concluded by saying that Katie Price and himself enjoyed a realationship built on mutual love, trust, understanding, and exploiting money making opportunities.

Reid then apologised to our man, saying that he had to go as he was running late for an audition for the lead part in a movie biopic of 60's TV wrestling icon Mick McManus. As he left, he laughed off our suggestion that he might bump into Peter Andre auditioning for the part of Jackie 'Mister TV' Pallo.

More as we get it.

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